December 7, 2005

Bush observes Hanukkah early
20 days early.

Preznit Dumbass helped light a Holiday Freedom menorah at the White House last night, then hid behind the sofa to wait for Jewy Santa to come down the chimbly.

"We are grateful for our freedoms as Americans, especially the freedom to worship. We are grateful that freedom is spreading to still new regions of the world, and we pray that those who still live in the darkness of tyranny will some day see the light of freedom," he bleated.


"Maybe Jewy Santa'll bring me a pony!"
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