WTF Is It Now?!?

It's the most wonderful time of the year
Christian Conservatives get their chastity belts in knots because the White House Christmas card doesn't include the word "Christmas."

"This clearly demonstrates that the Bush administration has suffered a loss of will and that they have capitulated to the worst elements in our culture," said William Donohue, president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights.

Bush "claims to be a born-again, evangelical Christian. But he sure doesn't act like one," said Joseph Farah, editor of WorldNutDaily. "I threw out my White House card as soon as I got it."

"It bothers me that the White House card leaves off any reference to Jesus, while we've got Ramadan celebrations in the White House," Tim Wildmon, president of the American Family Association, said. "What's going on there?"

Jeebus. Take a chill pill, dudes. Here - here's some Christmas jokes to lighten your mood:

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Cletus!"

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season's emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today ?"

Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Janey was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.

The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this. and Robert said, "Well.. every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"