WTF Is It Now?!?

Kitten-killer label may keep Frist from running for President
When knowlege of Senator/douchebag Bill Frist's little pet on Monday, cadaver on Tuesday habit first surfaced in the 1994 republican primary, one of his opponents sent beef-and-bacon-flavored 9 Lives Cat Treats to reporters.

But running a national race is a different animal from running a statewide one. He'd better have an answer ready on the cat thing before he can even think about winning the GOP nomination. Running for president requires candidates to dump out their underwear drawer for all to see, answer questions about what color eye shadow their prom date wore, and explain any cross word ever said to their dry cleaner.

In other words, it'll be brutal.

Next: Rick 'anal exudate' Santorum, working on that whole "man-on-dog" thing, sends cases of snausages to female constituents. In Virginia.