December 22, 2006

Toe-sucking midget "leaving the country" if Clinton-Obama ticket wins
Rethug spooge-container and Fox News political anal-yst Dick Morris promises to cut-and-run if Hillary is elected -

Guest host Karen HANRETTY: So what you're proposing is a ticket of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama. And you think that America is ready for not only the first female president of the United States, but for a black man to be president and next in line?

MORRIS: Well, first of all, I'm not proposing it. I'm leaving the country if this happens.

COLMES: Oh, come on. You promise?

HANRETTY: You're going to pull an Alec Baldwin on us, Dick?

COLMES: We've got it on tape now.

MORRIS: You guys can do this from Peru, right? I do not want Hillary Clinton controlling the FBI and the IRS and the CIA and the DEA.
She might find those pictures of me naked and blowing goats!