March 15, 2007

Look! Gnomes!

Ooh, scary terrists! Oh, wait--it's Rove in a Lincoln Bedroom bedsheet, grunting "Ooga, booga, booga!"

Not news: the repetition of a five-year-old confession from Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.

Not news: Islamofascists want to kill us all just for being American.

News: As though there weren't already enough fascists around, incompetent, corrupt, Christofascists are running our government. (Well, it's no news to some of us, but to many people it apparently is a novel concept.)

Real news on the terror front would be the capture of Osama bin Forgotten, but the Misadministration needs angry, uncaught terrorists to scare the rest of us with. So don't look for Osama to do the perp walk anytime soon.

--divageek


3 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:01 PM

    I guess rover does'nt know that the
    peace sign in prison means YOUR
    next in the barrel, and after all
    that fun, you get your hershey
    highway packed. Have fun you lump.

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  2. Anonymous7:16 PM

    Truly impecccable timing.

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  3. I KNEW a distraction was coming, but I never realized that it could be something so simple as a repeated old story. Sheesh, we are fucked. Without a kiss.

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