March 13, 2007



New book by harpy witch coming in October
Oozing, syphilitic skank mAnn Cunter's If I Had Any Brains I'd Just Shoot Myself Now will be released just in time for Halloween, says her soulless, evil publisher.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Halloween sound appropriate. Every time I am in a book store and I see her on the cover of her next new book (I try not to look but accidents are unavoidable..) she looks skinnier and skinnier and seems to be wearing less and less clothing (there's definitely some bulimia going on). If she holds true to form she will be a skeleton wearing a tank top and cut off shorts.

Weasel said...

I'd call Ann a witch, but that's just defaming the Pagan community.

Gods, that's the last thing I wanna see lining bookshelves. Hell's library is one long bookshelf filled with the works of Ann Ghoulter, Bill O'Liely, Rush Fathog, etc.