Top US general: Dick Cheney's homo daughter will burn in Hell
General Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, considers the Vice President's carpet-munching spawn an immoral hosebag who should be shunned, prosecuted, and be forced to wear a bag over her head so the gay cooties can't come out.
"As an individual, I would not want (acceptance of gay behavior) to be our policy, just like I would not want it to be our policy that if we were to find out that so-and-so was sleeping with somebody else's wife, that we would just look the other way, which we do not. We prosecute that kind of immoral behavior," he said.Invading a country, torturing and killing people are still OK, though.
"Arrrrrrghhh! Zzzzzzt! Bloip!"
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2 comments:
Hmm, the headline of this article was:
"Top general seeks to calm gay sex row"
but now it has been changed to:
"Top general seeks to calm homosexuality row"
Not sure why they decided to change it, both are pretty humorous. I wonder if General Pace shares Ted Haggard's morality -- the morals of hypocrisy.
Cause, you know, torture is a-okay in the eyes of GAWD.
I'm gonna go barf now. I seem to be doing that a lot lately. =/
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