December 28, 2007

I Want My Money Mommy!!

Amateur Porn star, spoiled brat and over ripe salmon scented Paris Hilton is going to have to cut back on partying expenses as her Grampa is going to give most of the family fortune to charity.

Barron Hilton, chairman of the foundation, intends “to contribute 97 percent of his entire net worth, estimated today at $2.3 billion, including the created trusts, at whatever value it is at the time of his passing,” the foundation said.
Poor Paris, that only leaves her $69,000,000.....before the "Death Tax," oh, the horror of it all!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! Paris and 69 mil. Brrrrilliant!

Anonymous said...

This is why I "love" the media. Paris ain't gonna be left out in the cold. It's called tax shelters.

Weasel said...

Isn't her 15 minutes of fame over by now?

No?

Can I end them? Violently? (I kid, I kid.)

Anonymous said...

I hope she spends it and has to work at McDonalds

Anonymous said...

I hope she spends some of it on learning how to give a decent beej.