November 20, 2008

McCain to seek re-election as senile Arizona curmudgeon

Grumpy McThuselah, beaten by Barack Obama and his own horrible campaign in the 2008 presidential race, plans to run for senate re-election in 2010 when he'll be 111 years old.

McCain announced the decision during a meeting Tuesday evening with top ally Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Panties), advisers Rick Davis, Charlie Black, and other aides.

Because they did such a heckuva job during his campaign.

Not mentioned: whether other top ally Joe the Lieberman was also present.

No comments: