December 31, 2008

Abu Ghraibzales can't recall why people should think he's a douchebag

Of all the fucking nerve... Bunnypants' pet AG, who turned the US Justice Department into an international joke, is now writing a book "to set the record straight."

"What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service?" the torture-loving wiretapper said during an interview Tuesday.
Right. Guess the fucker really can't recall.
During a lunch meeting two blocks from the White House, where he served under his longtime friend, Preznit Fuckwit, Mr. Gonzales said that "for some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."
Jeebus. THIS is a casualty of the war on terror:



And THIS:



And THIS, you son of a bitch:



Fucking shameless pathetic dirtbag. Go to hell.

5 comments:

Patrick C said...

"I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."

Ye gods, what a shitbag that guy is...

Anonymous said...

I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart.

Anonymous said...

I don't think W was calling Alberto "Fredo". I can't help but think W was calling his long time friend "Frito", as in "Frito Bandito" the FritoLay logo thingy. It was another way W had of giving his "friends" demeaning nicknames and keeping them in their place. Ala "turdblossom" for the person who masterminded his career.
What a guy.

Anonymous said...

How can this guy write a book when he can't recall a damned thing? Man, he's got balls.

Distributorcap said...

did you expect anything else from another bush nitwit