December 23, 2008

Bush White House: Iraq is free -- to torture shoe-thrower

Winning hearts and minds:

A White House spokesman said Monday it was up to Iraq to handle the journalist who threw his shoes at beloved nincompoop Preznit CrashTest Dummy, after his brother alleged he had been tortured in custody.
"See, its a democritude, an' if they decide to torture him, they're free to do so thanks to me," Bush was reported as saying, before returning to his coloring book.

What phenominal progress! Democracy's on the march! It's another defining moment in our successful endeavor. So why does Muntazer al-Zaidi hate America, our troops?

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