January 14, 2009

BREAKING: Black guy enters gated stronghold

President-elect Barack Hussein Obama was invited to a dinner party Tuesday at the home of conservatard curmudgeon George Will, who was attended by fellow repuke spoogemonkeys Kristol the Klown, David Brooks, and Charles "krap" Krauthammer. Rush Limbaugh refused his invitation on worries that the black guy would steal his drugs and his car.

Obama has pledged to be a uniter once in office. He's also said he is willing to take policy suggestions from any source, regardless of ideological affiliation, as long as they work. So far, he's living up to his word.

Wow, finally: a grown-up in charge in Washington! Good for him.

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