January 22, 2009

Post Partisan Blowjobs for All!!!!

The Rude Pundit pontificates in his rhythmic eloquence on bipartisanship:

We’ll be bipartisan if you apologize. Not just an eye-rolling “We’re sorry.” Not good enough. We each need to come up with a way for Republicans to apologize. For the Rude Pundit, it’s simple. Blow jobs. He wants to get blow jobs from Republicans. Every time he meets a Republican, he wants to just point at his cock and have them nod, get on their knees. And blow him. He walks into Mitch McConnell’s office, he wants an immediate appointment for him to suck it. If he heads over to the Republican Party Headquarters, he wants to leave there raw. He goes into the Fox News bureau, he wants Greta Van Susternen on him like a Hoover on deep pile. That’s how you’ll apologize.
I'm sure when he says blow jobs, he means to include women receiving as well.
God bless America.

3 comments:

wangmo said...

I wouldn't let a Repuke within 100 yards of my sacred flame. And besides that who wants the lips that sucked Rove asshole for 8 years anywhere near one's person, in fact near one's planet? Yuk to the Nth.

The Rethugs need to be shipped out to a moon crater as diseased critters too harmful to the planet to be allowed on it, thereafter to be studied at a safe distance by scientists wishing to study these mutant warp-out proofs of human de-evolution to learn just how it is that soul-less pieces of shit claiming human lineage are in fact nothing but hideous creatures emerged from Satan Smegma when Rove and Rush rubbed it all over their fat ugly faces for their morning perversion practices/constitutional, thereby spontaneously combusting the stinking stuff into golums of bad traits swiftly taking on mature form of actual human beings, but alas, unable to be re-educated, reformed, or humanized sufficiently to carry on in society without grievous harm to all sentient beings within 50 feet of them.

They love to pull the wings off butterflies. Nature weeps that Rethuglicons are permitted to carry on their earth-destroying perspective.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Mitch McConnel? Are you fucking kidding me your Royal Rudeness. I wouldn't let those shriveled lips any where near my precious Johnson rod and Jimmies.

Kulkuri said...

The above commenters are reacting to the idea of Repuke Blowjobs like I would to Ann Coulter (I wouldn't fuck her with your cock)! The only thing I can think of for a Repuke apology would be for all of them to just go away and play with themselves in their little circle-jerks and leave the world better off!!