January 18, 2009

Tom Cruise says he grew up wanting to kill Hitler

No, really. It was his desssssstiny. I grew up petrified of Santa Claus. He knows if you are sleeping! He knows if you're awake! He knows if you've been bad or good! He probably watches you when you go to the bathroom!!!!1! Damn, you have no idea how much THAT creeped me out. Sneaky fuck. I spent my childhood appalled when I wasn't freaked out. Fucker.

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