June 29, 2009

Perpetually tear-stained asshat pulls another boner

Asked why he spent an hour reading bits of the cap-and-trade bill on the House floor Friday night in a Donald Duck voice, persistently-tanned John Boehner replied, "Hey, people deserve to know what's in this pile of shit!" before storming off, weeping in fury.

Classy! One Democratic aide quipped, "What do you expect from a guy who thinks global warming is caused by cow manure?"


OK, only parts of the above are true.

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