June 17, 2009

Reid claims he'll finally grow a set of balls

Public not holding its breath as the spineless Senate Majority Leader says something vaguely manly and stomps his tiny petulant foot.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid says he'll ditch bipartisanship in the Senate if it means getting a health care reform bill.

"As important as bipartisanship is – and it is very important – it’s not as important as helping the millions of Americans that have no health insurance." "The cost of inaction is really unacceptable," Reid told reporters. "I repeat: 'Nothing' is not an option. We must pass health care reform and do it this year."

Whatever. Watch him fold like a house of cards to preserve the illusion of "bipartisanship" as soon as the do-nothing Party of No starts going on cable nooze to protest. And by "bipartisanship" I mean "bending over and taking it up the pooper."

4 comments:

gallery said...

ya got that right.......

as soon as holy joe, and he-man graham start throwing a hissy fit on meet the press, it will be a giant wet blowjob for the insurance companies.

::mwah:: said...

I heard that 26,000 Americans die each year because of lack of healthcare

Grandpa Eddie said...

Harry Reid couldn't grow a nut-sack to save his fucking life...so don't expect any goddamn help from that pussy.

Orley Allen said...

First, branding Palin "Mooselini" is too much fun! Long live Maru! Really wonderful stuff. As for Leader Reid, I believe it takes a measure of courage to shamelessly sellout the middle class for corporate cash at every opportunity. Ultimately, the solution to our problems cannot be political.