November 12, 2009

Lou Dobbs resigns from CNN

A weary nation cheers.

Blaming illegal aliens for taking his job, frothing bigot Lou Dobbs announced his resignation late Wednesday and finally quit, effective immediately.

The long-time jizzwad, running off as if the federales were after him, did not disclose specific plans for departing to another network.
He will spend the time waiting for an offer from Fox Noise by glowering at his Mexican gardener from behind the curtains of his darkened study. Glowering.

Craggy Dick Cheney apologist John King will be taking over Dobbs’ spot.

Bonus: nutcake birther Dobbs is now decrying “partisanship and ideology”. That’s rich.

2 comments:

Maria said...

glad to see him go . Good Riddence . Never liked him anyway . Let him go to Fox with the rest of the bigots.

big em said...

Yes, Maria I agree -- get all the chickenhawk/Libertarian 'free marketeers'/militarists on Fox so that the other 95% of the population live in relative peace & tranquility, or at least a rational attempt at it.

Maru -REALLY love your ironic quips* on this one!

(Boy, do I know how to suck-up to 'the boss', eh? Well, it HAS helped keep me employed at one place for some 34+ yrs, so I can't knock success!)


*especially "Blaming illegal aliens for taking his job" & " Hewill spend the time waiting for an offer from Fox Noise by glowering at his Mexican gardener from behind the curtains of his darkened study."