June 30, 2009
It seems that all of the leading economic experts have been wrong about the causes of the current recession. it's quite surprising that it has taken so long for the REAL root cause. A Rushthuglibot lawmaker from the great state of
confusion Oklahoma has proclaimed that the current economic woes have been caused by gays, porn, and abortion.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 6/30/2009 04:46:00 PM
San Diego cops respond to a noise complaint with eight patrol cars and a helicopter.
The San Diego Union-Tribune reports that a fundraiser for Francine Busby, who previously ran for the deeply-Republican Fiftieth District and came close to winning in the 2006 special election and subsequent regular election, was raided by sheriffs after an unnamed neighbor made a noise complaint. Busby now calls it a "phony" noise complaint, and the article says that multiple neighbors said there was no great noise at all.Everybody knows that you need plenty of backup when you go bust up lesbian parties. Lesbians are notorious rioters and might rampage through the neighborhood ruining traditional marriage (between a man and a woman, and a woman from Argentina) unless they are stopped!!
Here's the twist: The fundraiser was hosted by a lesbian couple, and shortly before the sheriffs came a particular neighbor had shouted anti-gay slurs at the assembled crowd. "It was a quiet home reception, disrupted by a vulgar person shouting obscenities from behind the bushes," Busby says.
As one neighbor told the paper: "We didn't hear anything until the sheriff came, with eight patrol cars and a helicopter."
I'm surprised nobody got tasered.
Pictured: A small group of angry lesbians prepare to go on rampage, intent on destroying traditional marriage.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 6/30/2009 04:17:00 PM
June 29, 2009
Pic from Flickr.
Posted by maru at 6/29/2009 11:37:00 PM
It's satire, sure, but Fox "News" took the bait. And, Fox being Fox, no one had the brains to pick up a phone and ask Ridge if it were true.
So this morning, Ridge went back on Washington Journal, responding to Limbaugh’s rhetoric. “I’m so sick of Rush Limbaugh. He’s the reason we lose elections. He needs to get the hell out of the Republican Party. As far as I’m concerned, he isn’t a Republican anymore. The man’s running. The man’s hiding. He’s too scared to face me!”
Ridge continued his rant, threatening Limbaugh. “Meanwhile, he sits there in his ‘Southern Command Post,’ and destroys the Republican Party! I’d like to just have three rounds in a boxing ring with that guy so I could shut him up! I’m caling (sic) you out, Limbaugh. Let’s see if you have a big enough set of marbles to back up your crap!”
Fairly Imbalanced. Indeed.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 6/29/2009 04:49:00 PM
Asked why he spent an hour reading bits of the cap-and-trade bill on the House floor Friday night in a Donald Duck voice, persistently-tanned John Boehner replied, "Hey, people deserve to know what's in this pile of shit!" before storming off, weeping in fury.
Classy! One Democratic aide quipped, "What do you expect from a guy who thinks global warming is caused by cow manure?"
OK, only parts of the above are true.
Posted by maru at 6/29/2009 04:45:00 PM
And NOT the one that leads to adultery or gay sex in a mensroom.
Minnesota Gov. Tim "Duh!" Pawlenty says Mark Sanford's affair hurts Republican branding as the party of family values.
Asked if he was running for president, Pawlenty flat-out lied, saying "I don't know what the future holds for me, but I do know this. I feel strongly about the values and principles for the Republican Party."
Values, huh? Yeah. Explain that shit again to the FAMILY of AL FRANKEN, you putz. Ahem.
Posted by maru at 6/29/2009 04:43:00 PM
Hero/patriot Dan Froomkin says goodbye to his readers and good riddance to the Wah!Poo in a gracious column. Well, OK, he reams the the neocon suckhole a new one. But in an amicable and gallant way. Sort of:
Kudos to the Froomster. That was beautiful. **snif**
Posted by maru at 6/29/2009 04:39:00 PM
We inturrupt the "liberal media's 25/? 7 coverage of the Michael Jackson's inevitable death to bring you.......
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 6/29/2009 04:35:00 PM
June 27, 2009
June 26, 2009
The supreme leader of the Rushthuglibot party, Lush Bimbo has pronounced that the Mark Sanford extra marital fucky sucky is, wait for it, all Obama's fault. When you're the Messiah (or the Antichrist, I guess),all things are possible.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 6/26/2009 04:40:00 PM
Hot meat and dripping mayo. A young, pretty woman with red lipstick wants to taste it. It's new super 7 incher from Burger King!
"Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER.Talk about having it YOUR way!
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 6/26/2009 04:27:00 PM
For fuck's sake and the love of all things fuckable.......
Sanford: David Didn't Resign Over Bathsheba; So Why Should I?
Because you called for Clinton to be impeached, Mr. Family values.
And you aren't King David, fucktwit.
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 6/26/2009 04:21:00 PM
Because nothing says 'I ♥ Jesus' more than being able to plug the sucker a few pews down for taking the primo parking spot earlier.
Pagano's reaction? What else but 'Why does Mr Phillips hate the Gospel?'
Did I ask 'wtf?' yet?
Posted by maru at 6/26/2009 04:11:00 PM
June 25, 2009
After Sanford tells a reporter he "was surprised the story was attracting such attention," the editors conclude that not only is the man a lying criminal horndog, but completely off his fucking tree.
After disappearing for nearly a week, Sanford admitted after he was caught that he had not hiked the Appalachian Trail after all. Unless by "hiking the Appalachian Trail" you mean "bonking the bejeebus out of some foreign babe on the taxpayer dime." Then, yeah.
Posted by maru at 6/25/2009 04:20:00 PM
Awwwwwwwwz. Conservaturds, who still make jokes about the Clenis, are outraged that some people are having fun at a major-league hypocrite's expense. The best part? Weapons-grade stupid Rushbot Mark Finkelstein helpfully lists just about every one of Ed Schultz's takedowns of Sanford on MSNBC last night, AND provides the video.
Posted by maru at 6/25/2009 04:19:00 PM
Abandoning your wife and four kids -- and on Father's Day yet! -- is bad enough when you've made your name as a defender of marriage & family and moral watchdog.
But its about to get even worse for this 'fiscal conservative' as news of his financial flimflammery starts spurting out like Lindsey Graham's freedom-juice at a Cub Scout jamboree.
In December, the AssPress reported that taxpayers had spent $21,488 in 2008 alone on Gov Mark "moral legitimacy" Sanford's trips to China, Argentina, and Brazil, as well as nearly $2,000 in travel expenses from his own office.
At the time, it was thought they were fact-finding trips by a state governor, as opposed to fuck-finding trips by an sanctimonious adulterer.
"Wasteful State department spending" indeed.
Above: the disgraced governor checks to make sure his pecker is still there after a royal reaming by the press, his wife.
Posted by maru at 6/25/2009 04:16:00 PM
"A shipment of nearly 9,000 Viagra tablets was confiscated during a routine check at a post office by customs officials near Malmö in southern Sweden."
Posted by maru at 6/25/2009 04:07:00 PM
June 24, 2009
They aren't even trying to hide their propagandistic bias. Pravda would be jealous.
Bonus deep thought: Adultery is illegal in South Carolina. even for Rushpublibots.
: Sanford voted to remove the Clenis from office.
You know, family values and all.
Fun fact: today Politico ran a (delusional) story about a Repug comeback ... Oopsie, possibly that'll have to wait awhile.......
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 6/24/2009 05:36:00 PM
Neal "kneel" Boor-tz gets all pissy when President Obama doesn't pull a flag-pin out of his ass and rub himself off on it, the way Tipsy McStaggers used to:
Sigh. Still at it, jackass? Try getting some new material -- this stuff is so goddamn old and stupid it could be mistaken for Sen. McCain. And wtf does that even MEAN??
Above: a refresher for Mr Boor-tz, who is one of the most imbecilic man-skanks ever, on this or any other planet. He goes on, unfortunately:
Oh, the Politico! Figures. How... very... helpful and newsy. Clue: he was discussing the situation in Iran, dickweed.
He also left out "terra," "terra," "terra," "9/11," "terra," September 11th, "terra," "9/11" and "Boor-tz is a fucking asshat." A 'stark difference' indeed, in that he DIDN'T come off as an ignorant, drooling sub-goon.
Here's the transcript. And something special for Mr Boor-tz:
Posted by maru at 6/24/2009 04:08:00 PM
The plot, like Lindsey Graham's gooshy parts at a choirboy concert, thickens --
When republicant Gov. Mark Sanford first vanished, rumor had it he had boarded a plane in Atlanta.
Later CNN reported that his car had been found in the Columbia, South Carolina, airport parking lot.
Then Fux Noise this morning breathlessly stated that the Governor, rather than hiking naked, had taken a cruise.
Well, he's back. And the story he's going with? It's a beaut:
Sanford arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning, having wrapped up a seven-day visit to Buenos Aires, Argentina.A seven-day trip. To Buenos Aires. Without telling his wife. Awesome.
Sanford said he had not been hiking along the Appalachian Trail, as his staff said in a Tuesday statement to the media. Sanford's whereabouts had been unknown since Thursday.
UPDATE!! From CNN Breaking News: "S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford -- after days when his whereabouts were unknown -- says he has been unfaithful to his wife."
A woman from ... Argentina. "It's nothing new; he just got caught this time, " says his former chief-of-staff.
Posted by maru at 6/24/2009 04:03:00 PM
Well, at least it wasn't Naked Gay & Lesbian Hiking Day, I guess.
This came out before it was revealed Sanford had gone on an alleged coke-fueled gay poon jag in Argentina. Whether or not it was Naked Coke 'n' Poon Week remains to be seen.
Posted by maru at 6/24/2009 04:03:00 PM
June 23, 2009
Boneheaded public servant Mark Sanford hasn't been seen since Thursday. His wife said she doesn't know where he is. His kids were without a dad on Father's Day. His office was playing stupid.
And either the Appalachian Trail was being pissed on by a family-values douchewipe who needed to escape from his home and "clear his head," or some seedy motel room was hosting the governor, his leather-clad enamorato, and a burro.
"Well, he's not in here..."
Posted by maru at 6/23/2009 04:12:00 PM
And I'm not making it up......
Sanford disappears to hike Appalachian Trail (on Naked Hiking Day)
Posted by Undeniable Liberal at 6/23/2009 04:11:00 PM
Glenn Greenwald: the Washington Poo's op-ed and editorial pages are giving conservaturd propaganda machine Fux Nooze a run for its money, especially with the firing of Dan Froomkin and the unbelievable hiring of neocon warmongering cretin Paul Wolfowitz.
Nah. Its just too fucking scary.
Posted by maru at 6/23/2009 04:10:00 PM
Republicans are growing increasingly critical of Prez Obama's Iran policy. Except for Richard Lugar and Henry Kissinger, two of the most respected foreign policy minds in Washington, that is. Oh, and this guy who served under some republican president:
Posted by maru at 6/23/2009 04:07:00 PM
And I'd like a large dirty martini and $50,000. And a pony.
Hmmmm... three guesses to what the Senate, owned by spineless, 'We ♥ Bipartisanship!!1!'-crying
Democra jellyfish, will do....
The dismissals of homewreaking bint Cindy Hampton and 'top aide'/pathetic patsy Doug Hampton due to the adulterous bonkfest would have violated a Senate rule that bars employment discrimination, says CREW. Meanwhile, the very same "lawmakers" were already showing solidarity with the hypocritical horndog on the Senate floor:
Right. Sanctity of marriage my ass.
But... but... but... Clinton!
Posted by maru at 6/23/2009 04:06:00 PM
While the rightwingnuttosphere remains quiet on double-family-destroying itchypants Senator Ensign, they certainly are making a squawk over Barbara Boxer, who had the temerity to
bonk an aide umm, cheat on her husba errr, disappear from the bosom of her fami uhhh, ask someone to call her 'Senator.'
Dennis Prager at conservatard site towndump.com is appalled -- appalled! at such affrontery, such horror. Of course he is.
Fucking women!! Leave it to da bitches! Men would never behave so inappropriately!
No, Mr Prager, YOU are the embarrassment. Is this what you've chosen to gnash your teeth about today? Honestly. I'm sure wifey # 3 can find something better for you to do.
Posted by maru at 6/23/2009 04:05:00 PM
Repug Tom Coburn's overnight transformation from anti-sex crusader to adultery enabler
Senator Coburn knew of John Ensign’s affair 16 months ago -- and concealed it from the public. But what did the conservative moral crusader tell his libidious, cheating friend in private? Max Blumenthal wants to know...
Sigh. Right. Inspiring. We all remember how wank-brained sausage jockeys like Larry Craig, David Vitter and Newt Gingrich took those words to heart. But Coburn wasn't done there:
OMFG. This is hysterical, but OMFG. Syph-ravaged nads and pizza? Fuck. You can't make this shit up. So, as a 'staunch conservative' ...
More unanswered questions here.
This guy's a riot -- here are more fun Coburn facts pulled from his Wikipedia page:
Posted by maru at 6/23/2009 04:00:00 PM
June 22, 2009
Latest conservatard talking points on Iran: Why do Demoncraps hate democracy?
Planet Earth: Iranian regime defends itself by referring to Bush v. Gore.
** snort ** This would be hysterically pwny if it weren't so pathetic.
Why do demorats hate
Posted by maru at 6/22/2009 04:22:00 PM