By fat fucking pussy Rush Limbaugh:
”I am a miserable pig and I do not want to exist.-- Awesome. Damn straight. Lots more at, unfortunately, The Onion.
“The irony is that, even if I did die, the hell I would surely be sent to could not possibly be any worse than the bottomless pool of excrement I already paddle around in like some demented, shit-covered walrus. In fact, every time I hear my voice coming through the headphones I nearly gag, and I think, ‘What the fuck am I doing?’
“What the fuck is wrong with me?
“See, the thing is, I honestly cannot control the bilious hatred and filth that oozes out of my mouth. I want to—believe me, I want to—but I can't. And every time I speak, a tiny voice inside my head is screaming, "Stop talking, you stupid, insensitive prick. JUST STOP FUCKING TALKING. All you do is spread hate and fear, and the world would be a better place without you, you worthless, amoral, cocksucking fuckface."
“What I should really do is just commit suicide.”