March 24, 2010

Poll: majority of Americans are socialist baby-killing commies

Why do Americans hate America ?

According to a Gallup/USA Today poll conducted the day after health care legislation passed the House of Representatives, 49 percent of the respondents think the passage of reform is a "good thing," compared to 40 percent who were busily jerking off during Sean Hannity’s radio program.

Democrats didn't just get a health-care-related boost in the realm of public opinion. The Democratic National Committee reported raising more than $1 million in donations on Tuesday even without even asking.

Congressional Republicans, all of whom voted against the bill, are viewed negatively. Although 26% of those surveyed rate the GOP's effort as excellent or good, 34% say repuglicans have sucked donkey dong.
In other words, most people aren’t buying it, repukes. They didn’t buy the Lenin thing and they didn’t buy the Hitler thing. So what’s next? Was there anyone worse than Hitler you can compare the President to? Besides conservatives? You’re fucked. Bwahahahaha.