November 7, 2010

Bunnypants: McCain was a big ol' poopiehead

In his new book, clearly ghost-written by Millie, the former resident makes Senor Senile McFusebutt out to be what we all saw him as: a cantankerous, stubborn old fool with a huge bug up his ass.

“I was puzzled,” Bush wrote. “He had called for this meeting. I assumed he would come prepared to outline a way to get the bill passed.”

Toward the end of the meeting, McCain finally spoke. Bush complains that he spoke only “in general terms” about how hard it would be for Republicans to back the TARP bill.

“What had started as a drama quickly descended into a farce,” he concludes. “I was watching a verbal food fight, which would have been comical except that the stakes were so high…After everyone had their chance to vent, I decided there was nothing more we could accomplish.”*
*Translated from the original faux-cowpoke gibberish.

1 comment:

Big Em said...

Oh fuck W and his stupid fucking book. He HAD his chance to do positive things... to help the world... to make a GOOD difference, and as most readers on this site know, he chose 'the dark side' with Darth Cheney & friends. Then he covered it up with lies and now he's trying to smarm his way back UP to mediocrity. Well too fucking many people --- possibly a million Iraqis, 4000 + US soldiers, and probably at least 10,000 Afghanis, and 3000+ US citizens on 9/11 --- died because of his hubris and self-serving political decisions, so screw him and his 3rd grade book. The only reading I want to hear regarding W is when he's read his rights as they're booking him on war crimes.