October 29, 2012

WE ARE LIVING IN CRAZYLAND....

(Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)


I laughed my arse off at this, appearently it just happened today or this past weekend or something....

"Justin Bieber has found himself in the middle of a cruel hoax.
On Thursday, someone posted a Tweet from the official Entertainment Tonight Twitter account that the pop star had been diagnosed with cancer. The tweet has since been removed.
Then, someone posing as the Biebs tweeted “Some of my AWESOME supporters are shaving their heads to help get me through this. I love my fans. #BaldForBieber.”
Then fans began Tweeting pictures of themselves after shaving their heads holding up signs saying #BaldForBeiber, which is a lovely gesture, but unfortunately appears to be a hoax."

Across the globe, bald teenage girls are crying in their bathrooms right now, as we type, as we read, as we evacuate....

Caring parents can tell these lost souls over their dinner tables tonight, or at their next appointment with their kids, that these girls are now in support of finding the cure.  For everyone. Not for Justin Beiber however.

Whatever would you do without me to keep you filled in on these world changing events???

s

October 25, 2012

Republican Definitions of Rape

Reallllly?

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October 23, 2012

October 22, 2012

ESA! ESA! ESA! ESA! ESA!

I'm packing for Hawaii as I type!
lololol

   
Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've
decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other
Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes California , Hawaii , Oregon ,
Washington , Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and the rest of the
Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to
the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America
(E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd
Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard ( Princeton , Penn, Haverford, Colgate, U of R),. You get
Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama .

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay
their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian
Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single
moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the
country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92%
of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America 's quality wines (you can
serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of
the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools
plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford , Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese
Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US
mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of
all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush
Limbaugh, Bob Jones University , Clemson and the University of Georgia .

We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a
whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death
penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that
Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you
are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in
Mexico .

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America  
 
 
clappa
 
 

October 21, 2012

WHILE WING NUTZ HEADS EXPLODE,



Our so way major kewl hip and good deader of a Leader, MY PRESIDENT AND YOURS, Barack HUSSEIN Obama and his drop dead gorgeous and stunning in every single way wife, Michelle has JZ and his lovely most majorest hip hop star in maybe all of history, this generation's one name wonder Beyonce, (proud parents of the beautiful newest shining star, Blue Ivy Carter) up to the White House!  This is as fun as it is dazzling on SO many different levels, but my FAVORITE LEVEL is how I KNOW red party crackers are spitting nails and clutching their pearls and hitting that ol' fainting couch like wrecking balls doing the speed of Broadway lights!!!  You KNOW they've GOT to be having total STEWFESTS all over our country at headlines today, showing the Obamas and the Carters visiting, sharing baby tips and talking music favs and completely enjoying what seems to me to be one of the most natural and logical relationships and socializin' socials in the history of socials in the Oval Office.  LOL  I LOVE IT!!

Those two couples only have like a bazillion things in common.  The Obama's love their music, AS DO A HUGE SWATH OF OTHER AMERICANS AND THE REST OF THE WORLD'S CITIZENS.  And it would appear that the Carters, like that same huge swath, are enamored of the way our MAJORITY VOTED IN President is cleaning up the devastation and mess left to Americans AND the world by the LAST miserable crud crusted ignorant, dark and small hand wringing, eye darting, dead baby stench off putting thief and war criminal of an occupant.  And there's green slime of brain totally coating the inside of the Republicant bubble at the thought of havin' a singing dancing richer than God, out of the ghetto famous, famously successful producer of RAP AND HIP HOP, modern American Artist of his day being privy to the inner most sanctums of 1600.   

      A group of African Americans in there and THEY ARE NOT SERVING!!!  HORRORS!  ACK ACK!!

Eat it thugs.  I wanted to say it's just like.......and cite an example of when some popular famous artist visited the White House when the LAST bunch had it, but......GUESS WHAT!?   I drew a blank. NO ONE  WANTED THAT INVITATION, not a name comes to mind.  The only "guests" then were bastard screwists from oil coated drawing rooms and shooting fields.  Names we know very little of, names kept locked behind closed doors lest we discover or figure out the anti humanity agendas on going.

I think it's GREAT.  I HOPE the O's have the C's up to Camp David for Thanksgiving.  Or better yet, take Air Force One to the Carter's private Island for a Christmas retreat.  And I just giggle inwardly and roar laughter outwardly at how awesome and amazing this must be for the little Miss O's.  NO ONE can beat that kind of experience for a "show and tell", or more aptly, mid-terms on popular culture.

DO IT MORE, Mr. President.   We are happy for alllll y'allllll!

October 20, 2012

SIDDDOWN MITT! YOU MORMON FUCK!!!


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AND HAVE A BIG OL' STEAMY CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!


October 17, 2012

Rmoney Gets Bitch Slapped

Facts always defeat Poutrage. Romney put his feet in his mouth, which easier to do when you've had your ass handed to you.

I LOLed


The Last Exorcism of Romney

Kerry says he will need an exorcism after playing Romney in debate prep:

“It’s been an interesting exercise,” Kerry said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.” “I’ve decided next Tuesday I’ve got to have an exorcism of Romney out of my being.”
Heh! Infuckingdeed.

HANG ON!!!!!

It's goin' viral and I'M ON IT!!!!!

 (Via @shelbywhite https://twitter.com/shelbywhite/status/258386239168843778)

Candidates switched hair with their wives.

October 16, 2012

Keepin' It Lit!

Still we wait.  Come home, Maru.

STRAP HIS ASS TO THE TOP OF A CAR


And commence the drive to the Galapagos Islands!!!

Toute Suite!!
Oh!  And don't forget to LIGHT IT AFIRE FIRST!!

Doddering creepy old crap filled gasbag of shit.  Someone put him out of my misery.

What's up WTF READERS!  Whaddaya got?

HYPOCRITIC LIES



 

"Every woman in America should have access to contraceptives."   robme in tonights debate.

Wow.  THAT'S gotta piss off Rush Limpballs and his audience, co horts and all of the Faux Spews network.  I'm betting they are wishing that the old tar and feather days were still a norm of open expression.  LOL

Does he really believe that we believe him???!   Can he really be that blind?!?!
Really!!!!?


Say WHAT GOOBERNER ROBME??

WHAT a fucktard on wheels!  




Details, Finally!

Fellow WTF liberal tree hugging communist tree hugging sodomites, we present:
The details of the Romney tax plan

 

October 15, 2012

ROMNEYWORLD

That awkward moment when the "six studies" that back up Romney's tax plan turn out to be 3 blog posts, 2 Tumbler animated GIFs, and a tweet.



The total KING OF ALL ASSHATS tries to recall what it was he said when he should be saying what was said after he changed his other mind for what was heexpected to say.

RIP

Arlan Specter


This was a republican man who actually got saner and saner the older he got.

In 2009, after being in the Senate since 1980, he watched in horror as his party devolved into the barbaric, racist, parasitic Plutocrats and world serial mass murderers that we are forced to endure now, in present day 2012.  He, as any gentleman/woman of decency, intelligence and compassion WOULD do, abandoned the  GIANT FLUSH and SWIRL mob by switching to the open arms of the Democratic party.  But even when he was a republican he exhibited a deeper respect for the whole and a more balanced and honorable moderate temperment than his peers, one that he couldn't retain in the face of the utter madness into which that same  party had fallen.  Senator Specter just never did have or develop a taste for the "Kool Aid Extreme" that threatens the very essence of who we are as Americans, humans, world citizens.  I rarely if ever agreed with him, but he did command my respect;  again, unlike any of the ball gargling and cum choked blokes who have overtaken half of the Senate body and the sheer ignorance, uneducated on top of stupid minds and madness of the citizens who chose that representation for themselves.  

I like to imagine that the breathless horror of watching Sarah Palen's ascent to the national platform is what absolutely pushed him one last nudge  over to the only party who dwells in REALITY.   That and/or perhaps the experience of coming face to ugly face with the intolerance and total lack of human compassion that embodied the party through it's leader George W. Bush (aka the Bloody Butcher of Baghdad) who physically withdrew and recoiled in revulsion at Senator Specter's open outstretched hand shake offered  when he was his sickest, ravished by cancer and the chemo that kills it as well as most of everything attached to, in proximity to or vaguely around it,  an offered hand to shake and was left rejected by the notoriously careless ignoramus who was unbelievably and perversely the President of the United States for THE 8 darkest years in this country's history.  Perhaps that cleared up for the Senator what exactly a total lack of compassion really looks like in action.  Who knows, but I do wish him rest in peace. 

Cancer dealt the final blow.  But I'm betting he could cross over with a lighter soul, and more peace in his heart having dumped the party of Eternal Stupidity and torturous ugliness, having said "NO" to the ride to hell with the rest of them.
When he went he passed cleanly.  His choice in the end was for human and humane compassion for his fellow men and women.  He "got it right" when it mattered the most.

October 14, 2012

Most Common Fears

See, and I would have guessed Robme and Rayon.  Guess they were bumped.  No one with an actual MIND is taking them seriously.

October 13, 2012

B-b-b-but Biden was RUDE!!!! and SMILINGGGG!!!

Call a fucking wahhhbulance already Reichwingtards

October 11, 2012

I laughed.........

I thought you might too
....

October 8, 2012

Big Bird to Mittbot ver 8.1


Update: Rick Santorum will kill AND eat Big Bird!

Seriously!

The gentleman from Arkansas isn't racist or stupid or even out of his mind, he's just a victim of  integration.

“… one of the stated purposes of school integration was to bring black students up to a level close to that of white students. But, to the great disappointment of everyone, the results of this theory worked exactly in reverse of its intended purpose, and instead of black students rising to the educational levels previously attained by white students, the white students dropped to the level of black students. To make matters worse the lack of discipline and ambition of black students soon became shared by their white classmates, and our educational system has been in a steady decline ever since.”
FUN FACT:
THIS fine fucktard asshat of a Rushthuglibot is a proud member of the Walnut Street Baptist Church, a current member of the Southern Baptist Church. Being surrounded by people who elected John Hubbard must be its own special brand of hell.
God bless Murika, and the Caucasion values for which it stands.

Jesus Facepalmed.

October 6, 2012