April 29, 2005
April 27, 2005
"It has now been revealed that a Washington lobbyist personally paid for Tom DeLay's trips using his own credit card. Even more embarrassing, the lobbyist also put the purchase of Tom DeLay on his credit card."
- Leno
"The Vatican put up the pope's email address on their Web site. It's a step up. The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy."
- Bill Maher
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We write to ask you to identify who in your office, or in the White House generally, gave Mr. James "hard pass" Guckert, aka Jeff "8 inches cut" Gannon, virtually unfettered access to the White House, and just who was it who "de-briefed" him during the many times he never seemed to leave.
Sincerely,
Rep. Louise Slaughter and Rep. John Conyers, Jr.
Ranking Members
House Judiciary and House Rules Committees
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- comment at DKos.
Obstructionist rethug refuses to compromise
Arrogant, inflexible, power-mad whiner "not interested in any deal that fails to ensure Senate confirmation for all" of the Boy King's Talibangelicals.
Senate Majority Leader/douchebag Bill Frist on Tuesday rejected compromise offers by Minority Leader Harry Reid in the fight to confirm Crusader Bunnypants' extremist judicial nominees.
"At the end of the day, one will be left standing: the Constitution, which allows up-or-down votes, or the filibuster," Frist said uncooperatively.
Sen/Dr Frist, seen here endorsing new chewable gpuke Kool-Aid caplets.
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Hi all, I'll be in Jeb!World for a week starting tomorrow. I'll try to post from there, but AOL + dial-up usually = flaming headache. The roommates will take care of the critters. Which reminds me, I still have to find a new place to hide the single-malt.
Maybe when I get back there'll be new kittens!
Site I can't get to because I'm at work, but sounds intriguing: I #ucked Ann Coulter in the ass - hard.
Top House rethugs flip-flop on rule they designed to protect corrupt prick
Acknowledge that ethics disputes have taken a toll on the party's image.
No comment.
Reboob House leaders, realizing that their own unethical, cheesy actions are making them all look like complete and utter assclowns, have decided to reverse their bizarro 'ethics committee' rules.
A House Republican aide said the rule was "most commonly believed to be designed to protect [unscrupulous asshat] Tom DeLay" and that it was "impossible to win the communications battle" on it.
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April 26, 2005
So-called 'popular president' poll numbers in pooper
According to the latest Washington Post-ABC News poll, a strong majority of Americans - 2 to 1 - oppose getting rid of the filibuster just so whining asshat rethugs can win confirmation for every single one of Monkey McMoron's extremist nominees.
Bush's standing with the public is at or near new lows.
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"So, these two Jews walk into a bar..."
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Bush's UN nominee a 'no-talent assclown.'
Vreeland, who worked with Bolton in the early 1990s under Bush-the-only-slightly-smarter, said Bolton "dealt with visitors to his office as if they were servants with whom he could be dismissive, curt and negative."
"He spoke of the UN as being the enemy," Vreeland added. "If there's a bigger twat in Washington I sure as hell don't want to know about it."
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“Rove thinks he’s been beatified by the last election."
Some congressional Republicans are giving the UFIA to their ultrarightwing collegues for undercutting efforts to reform Social Security.
Though it's becoming more obvious that personal accounts are being regarded as complete dogs, the more conservative repukes are afraid that shitcanning the idea now would be "a huge political setback for [the "heroically bold "] Bush."
And for all the rethugs' whinging on how the Dems have no ideas, forget it. Whether they do or not makes no difference, as they are not interested in dealing with Democrats on the issue at all.
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In a show of support for the corrupt prick, slimy turd Tom DeLay was invited to attend Tuesday's Dismantling Social Security event in Texas with the president and even to fly back to Washington with him on Air Force One, but will only get an icky lickrice lollipop instead of one of the yummy cherry ones.
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Filibuster tactic 'smacks of hypocrisy'
Ah yes, that noble tradition of being a gigantic asshole because you can't get your way -- crybaby republicans want to ban the over-200-year-old tradition of filibustering because some 5% of their judicial nominees have been blocked.
Gee, what's the Democrats' problem? This one doesn't seem too extremist...
Welcome to the coming Inquisition.
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April 25, 2005
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I don't know - nothing has seemed to embarrass Monkey McMoron so far.
Senator Christopher Dodd urges John Bolton to withdraw his name as nominee for US ambassador to UN, shave off that cheesy moustache, and to stop being such an enormous twat.
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Ick
Once-reputable organization publishes cumstained dreck by pathetic partisan hack.
Disgraceful repuke whore Howard 'Jizz-ho' Kurtz out-stupids himself, writes a full-page love letter to Drudge.
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According to the NY comPost, insane radio bigot Michael Savage, after calling Bill O'Reilly a "Leper-Con who poses as a conservative" and Sean Hannity "another Republican bootlicker who began as a Rush [Limbaugh] understudy" is now whining that he's been banned from appearing on Fox News.
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Buckeroo Bandar is back at the Lazy W, hosting Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, as he "seeks relief from record-high gas prices and support for Middle East peace."
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Senator/douchebag Frist's initiative creates rift in GOP base
Senator/douchebag Frist's speech creates jawdropping among hypocrisy watchdogs
The liberal media, as part of their continued witch hunt, went back in time and forced Tom DeLay to charge trip expenses to a lobbyist's credit card in violation of ethics rules.
- headline at Fark.
Tom DeLay's 2000 trip to London and Scotland - including golfing at Scotland's prestigious St. Andrews course - was charged to a credit card issued to DeLay's pet lobbyist and golf partner Jack Abramoff.
These contacts raise questions about DeLay's statement that he had no way of knowing about the financial and logistical support provided by Abramoff and his firm.
"The time has come that the American people know exactly what their Representatives are doing here in Washington. Are they feeding at the public trough, taking lobbyist-paid vacations, getting wined and dined by special interest groups? Or are they working hard to represent their constituents? The people, the American people, have a right to know... I say the best disinfectant is full disclosure, not isolation." - Tom DeLay, 1995.
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Said Nokia vice president Bill Plummer: "We do not view sending experts to international meetings on telecom issues to be a partisan matter. We would welcome clarification from the White House."
"Call us nutty," says the WH, admitting it.
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Gay WH prostitute back in the news
Did Jeff Gannon/James Guckert/Bulldog have sleep-overs at the White House? Secret Service records show that Guckert checked in but was never checked out.
“I’d be worried if I was the White House and I knew that a [fake] reporter with a day pass never left” - especially in the wake of Sept. 11, one White House reporter said. “I’d wonder, where is he hiding? It seems like a security risk.”
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April 23, 2005
"I welcome everybody with simplicity and love to assure them that the Church wants to continue in open and sincere dialogue with them, in search of the true good of man and society." - the new Pontiff, 4/20/05.
"Support Spain's bill allowing marriage and adoption by homosexuals and you're all fired."
- Pope
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No surprise - it's Rightwing Wankjob Weekly, for their indefensible attempt at legitimizing loathsome harpy mA-- C------.
Yes, I AM still pissed at them.
Throughout the article,
In reality, there are few who "discuss" politics the Coulter way-- by smearing opponents as traitors, calling for a renewal of McCarthyism and endorsing the killing of reporters. {...snip...}
Coulter's latest book is a months-old collection of columns, and if not for a handful of cable news appearances this year she would be almost completely invisible in the national debate.
At one point, Cloud asked rhetorically: "How did such a flagrantly impolitic person become such a force in our politics?" The answer is obvious: The mainstream media has granted her the time and space to spread her message. And if Cloud's own credulous writing is any indication, that's not going to change anytime soon.
- read more at FAIR.
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Those opposed to drilling in ANWR "are really supporting terrorism."
- Don Young, R-Naturally
"Over the course of the Democrats' obstruction, gas prices have skyrocketed, and that's not a coincidence."
- corrupt scumbag Tom DeLay
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Pees in river, carves initial in tree, has it cut down.
A Nedra Pickler - if that really is her name - paean to rugged, manly outdoorsman Buckeroo Bonehead.
In a related story, the House votes to give money to energy giants, destroy Alaska's nature preserves, and give gas companies legal immunity for poisoning the water. Happy Earth Day, everybody!
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LaMew came with the house when we moved in. She's Jaffa and Egon's mom.
Frist draws criticism from some church leaders
The National Council of Churches has asked members to organize news conferences denouncing the sanctimonious hypocrite.
Officials of several major Protestant denominations on Thursday accused Senate republican leader/douchebag Bill Frist of "violating the principles of his own Presbyterian church" and urged him to drop out of the Sunday telecast that depicts Democrats as "against people of faith."
"Don't tell me what God wants"
"I am sick and tired of a bunch of people trying to tell me that God wants a bunch of conservative judges on the court and that's why we have to change the rules of the United States Senate."
- hero/patriot John Kerry, 4/20/05.
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April 21, 2005
"Pope Benedict XVI gets new email account, only to be plagued by Nigerian Cardinal spam."
- headline at Fark
Thanks to the General for the pic.
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Jebus, you blow.
Sincerely,
A former reader
"Time’s cover story/whitewash of Ann Coulter will make it impossible for serious people to accept what the magazine reports at face value ever again."
- Eric Alterman.
What, wasn't Michael Jackson available?
People are cancelling their subscriptions to
Perhaps if you'd had one of your graphic artists add two pointy horns & a forked tail to Ms. Coulter to match her forked tongue, I could have kept my lunch down.
Cordially, HollyC
I will be subscribing to Newsweek for my `general interest' magazine, and to The Nation, Fair, Mother Jones, Harper's and The Progressive for what I consider 'real news'.
- by leesanne
While I've experienced a sense of "diminished returns" from Time over the years, I have to say that objectively speaking, I've felt "diminishing returns" from virtually all the media outlets in recent years, and so never had reason to single out Time specifically.
Your most recent issue with the abominable Ann Coulter on the cover has finally propelled me to drop Time from my reading list completely. Treating this person as a newsworthy figure rather than as the severely disturbed person in need of professional help that she truly is represents a completely incomprehensible lack of judgment on your part.
As if this editorial decision making dynamic was not bad enough, you choose to have this graceless hate-mongering harpy on your cover the same week as the 10th anniversary of the Oklahoma City terrorist attack.
Shame on all of those responsible for this decision regarding Coulter at such a sensitive time. And, most importantly, Goodbye.
- by sbj
Word. They went beyond the pale this time.
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Being an idiot in DC.
Bush urges politicians to "put aside politics" and just become his subservient lackeys.
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Details of the polling numbers remain under wraps, but Santorum and other Senate sources concede that, while a majority of Americans oppose the filibuster, the figures show that most also accept the Democratic message that Republicans are trying to destroy the tradition of debate in the Senate.
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Skyboxes!
Rethugs offer a sham investigation into the corrupt scumbag's ethical problems. Dems not buying it.
House repugs.
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Yard, yesterday.
Unfit to serve
Undiplomatic, hostile no-talent assclown should step aside.
The best case that can be made for Bolton is that he's no worse than other neoconservatives. But Bolton also appears to have a mean streak, a pattern of arrogant recklessness that bodes ill for this assignment. If there is anyone in the US government who needs to be infinitely patient, it's the ambassador at the UN, who must constantly engage representatives of dozens of nations - diplomats Bolton would no doubt find infinitely annoying. Not only does he lack the temperament for the job, it's hard to imagine why he'd want it.
- from an LA Times editorial.
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