July 27, 2005

Karl Rove has a girrrrrrrlfriend, Karl Rove has a girrrrrrrlfriennnnnd
Rethug family values and the sanctity of marriage

“I’ve heard the stories, but I would never write about [puffy, treasonous adulterer] Karl [Rove] and [repuke lobbyist/homewrecker] Karen [Johnson]. If you want to keep your job as a reporter in Texas, you make believe you don’t see them together.”

Paging Rick 'sanctimonious asshat' Santorum! Rove is married and supposedly has a teenaged son, though probably through budding. Won't somebody think of the children?


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