November 17, 2006

Turdblossom headed for crapper?
"Anyone who needs new office furniture, raise their hands... not so fast, Karl!"

US News and WR reports that Bush may give Rove the ol' heave-ho:

The rumors that [nasty, election-losing slimeball] Karl Rove will leave sometime next year are being bolstered with new insider reports that his partisan style is a hurdle to [Preznit LameDuck Uniter]'s new push for bipartisanship. A key Bush advisor tells the US News Political Bulletin, "Karl represents the old style and he's got to go if the Democrats are going to believe Bush's talk of getting along." The advisor said a departure might come in "weeks, not months."
I can't believe Jebus McLoyalty would do such a thing to his beloved brain. But it would be pretty cool.

- m

Karl Rove busted after removing the 'W's from White House keyboards in a fit of pique.
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