April 17, 2007



Bush plays politics with troops again
Awol McGameboy used military families as a prop in a photo-op Monday to castigate those childish cut-and-run islamofascidefeatocraps who, by calling for a troop withdrawal from Bunnypants' flaming hellhole of death, have obviously proved they hate our troops.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid responded:
"The president has a choice to make in the coming days: be a total uncaring dipwad and cling to the discredited policies that have led our troops further into an intractable civil war, or work with a bipartisan majority of Congress to make us more secure," adding that "Drinky McDumbass is not going to get a bill that has nothing on it but little hearts and teddybears. It would be wrong for this legislative branch of government to capitulate to this wrong-headed policy that the vice president and the president have been leading."
Or he should have, anyway. I wonder if he needs another spokesperson?

2 comments:

  1. Please hire Maru, please, please, please! Wouldn't it be thoroughly enjoyable to hear the politicians and their spokespeople tell the truth?

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  2. Anonymous10:51 PM

    That's too ballsy for contemporary Democrats, Maru. Too scary for them - - they might win the WH with that kind of talk, but they'd lose their important 'big-money' support of the CEO's/Wall-streeters.

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