Queen says go fuck yourself Cheney - you are the worst person I have ever found myself in the company of and I wish I had not have to had this experience.
If Prince Harry gets killed or injured fighting in your ill begotten War there will be hell to pay. Plus keep your filthy rotten paws off my purse...you've already looted enough from the American and Iraqi people haven't you.
I love your blog. Great photos, captions and commentary. Your reaction to this photo was similar to mine. I did a blog, today, on the Queen's visit and attendance at Jamestown with Cheney.
Yes, this big blue hat cried out for comment, so I had some fun with it. Please check it out at: http://dailysnarl.com/2007/05/04/queen-for-a-day/ Thanks, The Kat
Warning: Maru, stop reading any further, you're too delicate and sensitive for such coarse discourse, of course the rest of us are battle hardened enough to take it in stride ;)
Herself: I thought I scraped you off my shoe last week when walking the Corgis. I guess it was one of your cousins.
Baby Munching Cheney: Grrr, snarf, wants me some of yer royal spawn, I does. Barbs' rotten crotch fruit never falls far from the Bush and gives me the shits all week. Drool, snort, gurgle.
[In a George Carlin voice] "Hey, lady - wanna buy some forged documents from Niger?"
Sorry to be awol, all; two loved ones with medical issues, on opposite ends of the state, and I've spent most of the last week just fucking driving - you know, like from point A to point B, 300 miles away.
I'll go first. . .
ReplyDelete"Oh, that's my brimstone and sulphur deodorant you smell."
"Is that a shotgun in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
ReplyDeletehnpf!hnpf! hnpf!, as Larry Niven's Igor imitation goes.
ReplyDeleteWow is she giving him a slit-eyed look. I'd have given a pretty to eavesdrop.
"I do say Mr Cheney, you are'nt trying to suck my soul from my body are you?"
ReplyDeletePssst! Wanna see why they call me shooter?
ReplyDeleteDarth: Love the hat, Liz.
ReplyDeleteHRM: Sod off, you old wanker.
don't snarl at me you bastard.
ReplyDeleteWTF have you done to our world?!
ReplyDelete"Excuse me, have you seen my neck anywhere?"
ReplyDeleteKeep 'em coming, y'all, they're great!
Yo, Queenie! So whatcha wearin' under that robe?
ReplyDeleteCheney: Say, didn't you wear that hat last year?
ReplyDelete-Blue Jean
I think I'm gonna puke, can I borrow that blue bucket?
ReplyDeleteI actually liked my Prime Minister from the Labor Party you blight on humanity.
ReplyDeleteI would like to drive you through a tunnel in Paris you old fucking classless troll...and no, your bitch wife certianly can not come to tea.
ReplyDeleteHey Liz, how would you like to get shot in the face by my VERY big gun?
ReplyDeleteLiz" (thinks) What fresh hell is this that I have to sit through?
ReplyDeleteQueen says go fuck yourself Cheney - you are the worst person I have ever found myself in the company of and I wish I had not have to had this experience.
ReplyDeleteThought Balloons:
ReplyDeleteHIS: I wonder if I could get George to wear a hat like that. He's done everything else I've asked. I could use another good laugh.
HERS: I wonder why that man squeaks so much when he walks?
If Prince Harry gets killed or injured fighting in your ill begotten War there will be hell to pay. Plus keep your filthy rotten paws off my purse...you've already looted enough from the American and Iraqi people haven't you.
ReplyDeleteShooter.. Heh, you're a big time fiesty royal.
so how about it?
ReplyDeleteyou and me babe.
I love your blog. Great photos, captions and commentary. Your reaction to this photo was similar to mine. I did a blog, today, on the Queen's visit and attendance at Jamestown with Cheney.
ReplyDeleteYes, this big blue hat cried out for comment, so I had some fun with it. Please check it out at: http://dailysnarl.com/2007/05/04/queen-for-a-day/ Thanks, The Kat
Keep your facking hands where I can see them, Mr. Cheney...
ReplyDeletewho is that troll, and why is he looking at me like that?
ReplyDeleteWarning: Maru, stop reading any further, you're too delicate and sensitive for such coarse discourse, of course the rest of us are battle hardened enough to take it in stride ;)
ReplyDeleteHerself:
I thought I scraped you off my shoe last week when walking the Corgis. I guess it was one of your cousins.
Baby Munching Cheney:
Grrr, snarf, wants me some of yer royal spawn, I does. Barbs' rotten crotch fruit never falls far from the Bush and gives me the shits all week. Drool, snort, gurgle.
Himself: That's a nice hat, but it would look better on the floor of the Lincoln bedroom.
ReplyDelete[In a George Carlin voice] "Hey, lady - wanna buy some forged documents from Niger?"
ReplyDeleteSorry to be awol, all; two loved ones with medical issues, on opposite ends of the state, and I've spent most of the last week just fucking driving - you know, like from point A to point B, 300 miles away.
~ L
The Queen is thinking, "God you are a pathetic miserable piece of shit..."
ReplyDelete"Oh Sweet Jesus, not another Anus Horribilis."
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