Chimpy McFlydown welcoming Queen Elizabeth to the White House today:
"The American people are proud to welcome Your Majesty back to the United States, a nation you've come to know very well. After all you've dined with 10 U.S. presidents. You've helped our nation celebrate its Bicentennial in 17 -- in 1976,"
After the near-slip, the queen glanced at him, and he quipped, "She gave me a look that only a mother could give a child."
Har-har. Dipshit. Bet you get lots of looks like that from Laura and your mother.
--divageek
Dang, you'd think he could stay sober through ONE state visit.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see the video on MSNBC.com? Chimpy's talking and the Queen is digging in her purse and I was like, "Please whip out a blade and put us out of our misery, Ma'm".
ReplyDeleteYeah, it sure is comforting to know that we have one of our most eloquent, savvy speakers as the President of the United States - - it helps a lot in those difficult diplomatic situations (nationally & internationally), which explains why things are going so swimmingly. I mean, it's not like we had some king's idiot son thrust upon us like in the golden days of yore... we did it the DEMOCRATIC way and ELECTED some king's idiot son!
ReplyDeleteHRM's just lucky the idiot didn't try to give her a shoulder massage like he did to the German chancellor.
ReplyDeleteHeh, maybe if he tried to, her bodyguards would taser him.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bloggery idea!
ReplyDeleteWe could only hope, divageek.
ReplyDeleteI don't know - - it looks like "W" may have ALREADY had TOO MUCH electro-shock therapy! That vacant stare? The reduced mental functioning? Cheney probably hooks up the electrodes any time "W" starts showing any remote signs of coherence and zaps him back into a malleable, double-digit intelligence level.
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