June 6, 2007



Politico's Roger Simon: "It's not gay if our balls don't touch, right?"
How very professional! Politico chief political manwhore columnist Roger Simon declared Mitt Romney the winner of last night's Republican presidential debate and Simon's The GOP Candidate I'd Most Like to Roger contest, attributing Romney's victory, in part, to the fact that he is "strong, clear; gives good ummmm, soundbite; and has shoulders you could land a 737 on."
Simon has previously described Romney as having "chiseled-out-of-granite features; a full, dark head of hair going a distinguished gray at the temples; and a barrel chest," adding: "On the morning that he announced for president, I bumped into him in the lounge of the Marriott and up close he is almost overpowering. He radiates vigor."
What, Jeff Gannon wasn't available?

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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:29 PM

    That's one hi-farkin'-larious headline, maru! :)

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  2. Anonymous9:12 PM

    yes, well played, maru. well played.

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  3. Anonymous12:06 AM

    Oh, he's simply FABULOUS!

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  4. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Oh my hell....that man is sick and so wrong.

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  5. Anonymous12:51 PM

    Brazil Brazil, wherefore art though Brazil???

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_the_Redeemer_(statue)

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  6. Anonymous3:04 PM

    All those latents and gushing over The MittMan - he's got them squealing like little girls

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