How do they ever get 'spunky' enough to have all those children when they're wearing 'negligee' like THAT? The guy looks like he's got a codpiece on (I can't see his head, so it COULD be W modeling it??), and the woman looks like a bunch of wrinkles.
This is exactly the point. Mormon's, like all conservative christians, consider sex the be the most vile, disgusting act anyone can engage in. It's to be tolerated as an act that is required, not desired. And it is to be done clothed. You do realize that these garments are worn while having sex?
Uh Muh Guh. The package holder appears to has a trap door at the top. Does the ladies has a criss-crossing maze of fabric that prevents invasion, a kevlar insert?
Thank you. I think.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely nawt teh hawtness. Mormown3d.
ReplyDeleteDo they protect one from microwave radiation?
ReplyDeleteI expected magical underwear to look...well...more "magical" than that.
ReplyDeleteMagically uhhhhhh.. chasticious?
ReplyDeleteThose outfits just scream Don't Touch Me!!!
ReplyDeleteHow do they ever get 'spunky' enough to have all those children when they're wearing 'negligee' like THAT? The guy looks like he's got a codpiece on (I can't see his head, so it COULD be W modeling it??), and the woman looks like a bunch of wrinkles.
ReplyDeleteWell, big em, I would look better in magical undies than I would look in a thong. Trust me!
ReplyDeleteJust how well endowed are Mormen men?
ReplyDelete" Those outfits just scream Don't Touch Me"
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly the point. Mormon's, like all conservative christians, consider sex the be the most vile, disgusting act anyone can engage in. It's to be tolerated as an act that is required, not desired. And it is to be done clothed. You do realize that these garments are worn while having sex?
Uh Muh Guh. The package holder appears to has a trap door at the top. Does the ladies has a criss-crossing maze of fabric that prevents invasion, a kevlar insert?
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