I seriously couldnt clog my beautiful mind with any such visions of you and my perfect offspring doing the horizontal mambo in the oval office. After all, my ancestors owned your ancestors.
i don't really have a quote, but shit... is b-bra fuckin PREGNANT?? ew.
::Bwah!::
And on my right is Junior's token ...
So that's the downside to breeding hellspawn. I'm glad us Succubi are sterile.
I thought this was white tie?
Oh yeah!
And I will NOT go and get another martini for you!!
Babs: I know, he always told that fart joke at our house, too.
"So your the one who taught him the fucking worn out "pull my finger" groaner of a joke". Well you can pull your own finger you hideous old gorgon."
"Pull it again, bitch, I still got gas!"
Condi: You need better foundation, Barbara. Those titties are pointing south! And that belly! Pearls just do not make up for it!
Swine in Pearls are WE!
"How did this colored woman get past security?"
..and I might BE a Fuckin' dumbass....but I am NOT one of your servants, bitch.
Who's negro is this!?!?
I've got 45, do i hear 50? 45 going once, 45 going twice...
Bigdog FTW!::mwah::
I might be fuckin' the dumbass, but I am NOT one of your servants, bitch.
I seriously couldnt clog my beautiful mind with any such visions of you and my perfect offspring doing the horizontal mambo in the oval office. After all, my ancestors owned your ancestors.
ReplyDeletei don't really have a quote, but shit... is b-bra fuckin PREGNANT?? ew.
ReplyDelete::Bwah!::
ReplyDeleteAnd on my right is Junior's token ...
ReplyDeleteSo that's the downside to breeding hellspawn. I'm glad us Succubi are sterile.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was white tie?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah!
ReplyDeleteAnd I will NOT go and get another martini for you!!
ReplyDeleteBabs: I know, he always told that fart joke at our house, too.
ReplyDelete"So your the one who taught him the fucking worn out "pull my finger" groaner of a joke". Well you can pull your own finger you hideous old gorgon."
ReplyDelete"Pull it again, bitch, I still got gas!"
ReplyDeleteCondi:
ReplyDeleteYou need better foundation, Barbara. Those titties are pointing south! And that belly! Pearls just do not make up for it!
Swine in Pearls are WE!
ReplyDelete"How did this colored woman get past security?"
ReplyDelete..and I might BE a Fuckin' dumbass....but I am NOT one of your servants, bitch.
ReplyDeleteWho's negro is this!?!?
ReplyDeleteI've got 45, do i hear 50? 45 going once, 45 going twice...
ReplyDeleteBigdog FTW!
ReplyDelete::mwah::