Approval of Bush, Congress hits new new low

Poised for a political comeback, the Dictator-tot's poll numbers show that it's practically unanimous: it's time to flush.

The popular war preznit has regained his footing... oh, I'm sorry, Mr Broder, make that public approval for Awol McChimpleton and Congress has sunk to the lowest levels ever recorded in the Associated Press-Ipsos poll.

Only 31 percent said they approve of the job Bush is doing, according to the survey released on Thursday. His lowest previous approval in the survey was 32 percent — a virtual tie with the new reading — recorded several times, most recently in June.