October 18, 2007

Dopey McFlightsuit Doesn't Recall

In an extremely rare candid moment of brutal honesty, the decider also know as Presidunce McIrrelevant reveals what 70% of Americans have known for quite some time:

During a White House press conference Monday, NBC correspondent David Gregory asked Bush whether he supported Israel's destruction of the Osiraq nuclear reactor in Iraq.
"Ya know, Dave, I don't remember what I was doing in 1981," Bush said.
And of course, we all know why
"[A]s he approached 40, an age when Al Gore was already a senator running for president," Kristof observed, "George W. Bush was just a heavy-drinking, fun-loving oilman struggling to control his tempter, salvage his business and hold on to his marriage."
And of course, things indeed go better with coke.

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