NOW I Understand......

Eureka! At last, there is a scientific explanation for the existence of the remaining fraction of the murkan population that Still Supports Chimperor McIdiot:

It sounds like science fiction but it’s true: A killer amoeba living in lakes enters the body through the nose and attacks the brain where it feeds until you die, although the death is slow and painful, like the last seven years of the Cheney Menstruation.
The amoeba destroys tissue as it makes its way up into the brain, where it continues the damage, “basically feeding on the brain cells,” Beach said.

Asstounded health officials say that the amoeba is more common in Florida and Texas and just about every other Red state and seems not to have spread to neighboring Mexico nor Canada.