December 8, 2007

Support the troops ... with the Fetal Attractions Christmas ornament

Jason C sent this over from We Love America and I almost wet my pants --

From the website: "Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

"Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3″ long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

"Show that you support the 'culture of life' by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

"Also available in a 'Brown' model”


For the car-ribbon stickered dittohead war-on-Christmas knee-jerk mouthbreather in your life!

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:08 AM

    In celebration of Christmas?!!

    'cause this is what Jesus is all about, right?

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  2. Anonymous4:41 PM

    O SWEET GAIA, QUICK, GIVE ME BRAIN BLEACH!!

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  3. Cheeses is the reason for da seizin', dood.

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  4. Anonymous6:03 PM

    N, "Oh Oh Oh," 4 Ashcroft's bloody body-bastin' Crisco rapshur prelude.

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  5. Anonymous8:15 AM

    JFC.

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  6. Anonymous10:50 AM

    Making wombs safe for everyone!!

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  7. Anonymous9:43 AM

    GODDAMMIT!!! They're out of stock.

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  8. Anonymous10:59 PM

    Oh, c'mon, Maru, is this a serious offer or a parody? Try this one at the same site:

    Mouse pad w/Jesus & Kalashnikov

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