January 28, 2008

Quotes of the day

From EarlG at DU's Top 10 Conservative Idiots:
"What's [Fox Nooze's John 'conservatard jizzbucket' Gibson] going to do when Sir Ian McKellen dies? Throw a party? Go home and masturbate till he loses consciousness?"
and
"That's right folks, while the Democratic Party seems poised to nominate a woman or a black man for the first time in the nation's history, the Republican nomination has come down to a dick-fight between Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone. Gee, I can't decide which aging cartoon beefcake I prefer. Someone let me know when Steven Seagal endorses Mitt Romney."

1 comment:

  1. Gibson also said Heath Ledger was a "weirdo" with a "serious drug problem."

    I can think of a few other "weirdos" with "serious drug problems."

    Rush Limbaug
    The Decider
    Ted Haggard
    Ann Coulter (if you count bohlemia as a drug problem)

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