Wrong, poopwad: some of our best friends are negroes

Sigh. I swear to God, I don't understand what goes on in rethugs' heads. Are their lives so sad and empty that they have to resort to making things up? Here some greasy-knuckled gpuke dong-chomper named Bob Parks wipes the Dorito crumbs and graying pubes off his keyboard and begins his latest fantasy opus:

"Is Obama too black for Democrats? Quite bluntly, the way the Democrats are treating him is insulting: They're trotting him around like a talking panda: 'Look, he's a black man that's not scary! You'll vote for him, right?'"

"Now if you'll excuse me, my magic unicorn is waiting to carry me off to Saint Ronnie of Reagan's heavenly boudoir, where we'll share jellybeans and an excellent Gallo chablis."

Asshat. No link -- just do a search for "autofellating shitbag."