February 26, 2008

Huckabee: blastocysts are people, too

Jebus's presidential candidate Mike Huckabee on Monday endorsed a proposed Colorado Human Life Amendment that would define "personhood" as a fertilized egg, and would also designate every sperm as "sacred."

4 comments:

  1. If every sperm is sacred, my dry, crusty tissues must make the Baby Jeebus cry ... I'M A GENOCIDAL MANIAC! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

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  2. Is he going to stick his head up the twat of each and every American female to check whether she's got a fertile one? What about the residue on tampons and pads? Gotta check that stuff too, Huckypoo.

    Geebus, these guys are fucking batshit insane.

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  3. Anonymous1:05 AM

    Want some holy juice, Baby?

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