May the Farce Be With You

Even rocket scientists are calling bullshit

The Pentagon says it has to shoot down a malfunctioning spy satellite because of the threat of a toxic gas cloud. Space security experts are calling the rationale highly unlikely. "Having the US government spend millions of dollars to destroy a billion-dollar failure to save zero lives is comedic gold,"

Since it's the option preferred by the Bush administration Cheney Menstruation, there couldn't POSSIBLY be a reason to think that something about this smells as fishy as mAnn Coulter's crusty panties after a fun filled weekend with Sean Hannity and Lush Bimbo.