May 13, 2008

Dur!

With a raging hangover the day after Jenna's Wedding kegger, Pretzelnut McChimpsuit issues an official statement for Mother's Day:
Laura and I want to wish everybody a happy Mother's Day. It's just a special day to give thanks to our Moms; appreciate the hard work that Moms do. And I understand that for some, however, Mother's Day is a sad day for those who lost their lives in Oklahoma and Missouri and Georgia because of the tornadoes, are wondering whether or not tomorrow will be a bright and hopeful day.
Ground control to Commander Codpiece: If you are dead, you no longer worry about shit....you're dead. Glad to have cleared that up, now go and sleep it off fucktwit.

4 comments:

  1. He forgot about the dead mothers in Iraq.

    Oh wait, they don't count. /sarcasm

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  2. Anonymous5:54 PM

    He also forgot Poland. Fucking hell, I hate this man.

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  3. RIGHT ON WEAZ!

    You mean that motherfucker is STILL not in prison?

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  4. Anonymous3:07 PM

    It is my sincere belief that Congress is waiting until after he and his gang leave office before charging them with the many crimes they have committed. This would prevent a massive issue of pardons, a la Skooter Libby.
    I can think of no other reason. We are a nation of laws. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove, etc, etc, must be held responsible.

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