New York Times to McCain: 'we don't do crayon'

In what will surprise no one, the paper's decision to refuse Jowlie McGrumpypants' poorly-written propagan rebuttal to Senator Obama's 'My plan for Iraq' has "ignited explosive charges of media bias in top Republican circles."

'It would be terrific to have an article from McCain that mirrors Senator Obama's piece,' the editor explained to McNutcase's staff. 'But I'm not going to be able to accept this piece since we have rather a strict policy on how many times the word 'cunt' can appear in an article."

The 'outrage story' is at drudge if anyone's interested.

Bonus: our biggest ally 'plans to withdraw troops as he backs Obama over the "war on terror."'