"I have no idea what you're saying. . . "

". . . so here's a cat with an eggplant on its head."













Which is pretty much how Grampy McSimpson's spokesperson reacted when it came out that the candidate was not in "a cone of silence" (oh, the unintended irony!) during Rick Warren's questioning of Obama on Saturday night.

"The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous," bleated spinmistress Nicolle Wallace.

WTF? Oh, right, since McSimpson was canonized, he's incapable of wrongdoing. BZZZZT! NOT!

My only other thought was that the McSame campaign must be really worried to haul out the POW reference right off the bat. That is, after my brain stopped hurting from the cognitive dissonance and I was able to form a thought.

--divageek