Leave Bristol alone!1!!1!

I mean, its not like she looks like the spawn of Janet Reno or anything, she's only an unmarried pregnant high schooler!1!!!!!!

Criminey. I don't give a shit if the entire Palin family was auditioning to become the New Aristocrats -- I fucking despise the hypocrisy.

I mean, come on -- you can just imagine how the conservaturds and their media enablers would have unloaded on Obama/Biden/Democrats if this had been one of their kids. The look that would've been on sanctimonious dung-heap Bill Bennett's stupid, faux-pious face! Oh, and the ultra-crackpot watchdogs of the Morals and Family Values Party! Which have now weighed in: 'Key evangelical leaders rallied to Sarah Palin's support Monday amid news that her unmarried 17-year-old daughter was having a child.'

Of course. Because IOKIYAR.