September 11, 2008

MMMMpppphhhhtggrrrllll!!!

While on his knees, mouth wide open with a creamy substance dripping from his chin, insuffrable eunuch Willie Tanner Joe Lieberman(R-Bungfuck) introduces the “Join Me in Licking McSame’s Balls” amendment.

If there is anyone in this Chamber who doubts the strategic stakes in Iraq, I urge them to listen to General Petraeus. Listen to General Petraeus who warned us in an interview published today in the Washington Post that “Iraq is still viewed as the central front for al-Qaida.” Let me repeat that: “Iraq is still viewed as the central front for al-Qaida,” which is to say by al-Qaida. Not Afghanistan, Iraq; not Pakistan, Iraq.
And while we are at it, let’s give a big round of applause to George Bush and John McCain for insisting we increase, by billions, the amount of money we’re spending in Iraq just to let us stay in Iraq!
For fuck's sake, already.