Palin wins debate!

Hell, with expectations set so low, she'd have to blow dead goats on stage while sticking sporks in her eyes and crapping on the flag in order to be seen the loser.    Mike Lupica:

There will be those who declare her a winner on Thursday night in St. Louis if she remains standing. Sen. Joe Biden will be called out for bullying her or patronizing her if he comes close to breaking arbitrary rules that would never be set up for a male candidate running against him. It won't change what she is and has been from the start, which means a prop.

For a nasty old fossil who still likes to believe he's some kind of "maverick."