Surly McFusepants loses another fan

No, this isn't a repeat from yesterday. Or the day before that. Or the day before that. Or

McInsane cheerleader Adam Nagourney bemoans the lost glory hole days on the old straight-talk express, before the grinning old dotard turned into such a bad-tempered douche:

There are now not one but two drawn curtains on Mr. McCain’s plane separating his spacious quarters from the press corps. Left idle is the couch that was built in the front of the plane — called “Straight Talk Air” — to reproduce at 30,000 feet the freewheeling chats with reporters that were the stock-in-trade on his bus; the other morning it was covered with newspapers. Mr. McCain, who promised to hold weekly news conferences if elected president, has not held one in more than a month.

Wehhhhhh!!! Two curtains! Why does he hate us so!

Bonus: he compares McSenile to Bob Dole, who we last saw getting sucked out of an airlock on The Simpsons.