October 2, 2008

Quotes of the day

"It's been reported that John McCain is taking an herbal supplement to improve his memory. Apparently McCain is having trouble remembering why he picked Sarah Palin."

-- Conan O'Brien, NBC's "Late Night."

"Teams of technicians have been working around the clock trying to figure out how to run an Internet cable directly into the back of (Palin's) skull."

-- Jimmy Kimmel, ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live."

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