George Duhhhh Bush: The Bible is "probably not" literally true. "You know, the important lesson is 'God sent a son,'" Bush said. You know, some guy. Zombie Jeebus!!!!
The comments over at fark.com are hysterical:
What he meant is he doesn't believe all of it. He gets to pick and choose what to force down people's throats.
Nice of you to admit this after you have a goddamn month left of your eight-year-term, where you've used your "Christian principles" to oppose everything from gay marriage to stem cell research. Stupid, short-sighted, deluded, privileged, ignorant, failure-prone, manipulative, AND a hypocrite? Is there no beginning to your charms? Good riddance, asshole.
Wow.... George W Bush has just done the impossible. He just may have found a way to piss off his 23%ers.
Yup...he may leave office with a single-digit approval rating.
The Bible... It's just goddamned pieces of paper... put together in book form!
The Bible is sort of like that slide show he forced Colin Powell to make to the UN on WMD's in Iraq.
The Pet Goat, though? All true.
I am waiting for later in the month when he admits he is still a raging alcoholic and a cokehead.
Kinda like how the WMDs weren't literally true?
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