Bipartisanshipnitudeness

prospectmag: "[F]ew expected the wheels to come off the new administration so quickly. Just weeks into its existence, the Obama White House is in trouble."

thenewmediajournal: "After only two months of the Obama presidency, Americans are horrified, angry, depressed, and on the verge of full-scale revolt against the president and his toadying Socialist acolytes for doing their best to destroy our once-vibrant economy, inflict decades of debt on our children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren, and usher in what historians will surely record as The Age of The Hubristic and Incompetent Presidency. This assessment is borne out by polls, man-and-woman-in-the-street interviews."

Reality: You're fucking retards, both of you.

GOP Senator: stimulus working already

U.S. consumer spending, confidence edges up.

Investors Business Daily: the Obama rally begins.

U.S. voters don't blame Obama for economy, blame "Dumbass McBrushclearer" as one fark headline writer put it.