Torture? Pshaw! Nickle/dime

Here's David Broder padawan and supine Newsweek spunkbubble Jon Meacham -- the shorter version:

That is not to say presidents and vice presidents are always above the law; there could be instances in which such a prosecution is appropriate, but based on what we know, this is not such a case. I mean, its not like they got blowjobs or anything.

You'd think after a while you would begin to realize your fucking ass hurts, goddammit.